i actually have got nothing to say. but for the sake of posting something where you MIGHT learn something from me -- the almighty genius -- i am putting this out there.
there are a lot of ways to die so why not choose a way where you can die happy.
enter the krispy kreme burger.
just to give you some stats about it here's the run down. 10 grams of sugar, 1000 calories, all that for a mere $4.50 more or less. what an offer? but wait... there's more!
this burger is going to be your breakfast, dinner, and dessert all in one. i like burgers but there's something ain't right about this one. i like ketchup on my burger but you can't put ketchup on a doughnut. it will taste weird. with that mustard is out too. next, should we wash it down with coffee or some ice cold beer?
these are the questions that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
so throw away that rope. why waste gas by locking yourself in the car and closing the garage? forget them pills. eat around 20 of these babies flush them down with some beer and coffee and wait for death to come knocking on your door.
don't forget... that's right put in work, make your ass go berserk, eat your salad no dessert, get that man you deserve.
a woman didn't come home one night. she told her husband that she had slept at her friend's house. her husband called 10 of her friends but all of them said, "no, she wasn't here."
friendship between men:
a man didn't come home one night. he told his wife he had slept at a buddy's place. his wife called 10 of his friends. 8 of them confirmed he had slept over and 2 even claimed he was still there...
a lot have been said about k-fed. he has been the butt of every joke across the country with the most recent one i heard from the tube was this knock-knock joke.
i'm supposed to write about something worthwhile like k-fed's rapping or is britney suddenly 'hot' again but why bother. im lazy as hell to even stand up and take a piss.
so here's something to make you smile. just follow this simple step by step guide and you will be fine