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another way to die. krispy kreme burgers.

November 22nd 2006 08:27
i actually have got nothing to say. but for the sake of posting something where you MIGHT learn something from me -- the almighty genius -- i am putting this out there.

there are a lot of ways to die so why not choose a way where you can die happy.


enter the krispy kreme burger.

just to give you some stats about it here's the run down. 10 grams of sugar, 1000 calories, all that for a mere $4.50 more or less. what an offer? but wait... there's more!

this burger is going to be your breakfast, dinner, and dessert all in one. i like burgers but there's something ain't right about this one. i like ketchup on my burger but you can't put ketchup on a doughnut. it will taste weird. with that mustard is out too. next, should we wash it down with coffee or some ice cold beer?

these are the questions that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

so throw away that rope. why waste gas by locking yourself in the car and closing the garage? forget them pills. eat around 20 of these babies flush them down with some beer and coffee and wait for death to come knocking on your door.

don't forget... that's right put in work, make your ass go berserk, eat your salad no dessert, get that man you deserve.
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Comment by Joe Blogg

November 22nd 2006 19:17
I deserve a man!?

........ maybe I do.

Comment by Ron

November 23rd 2006 03:11
you deserve a whaaat?!

Comment by Whatever

December 21st 2006 23:21
aside from feeling ill now... the bottom layer looks like a lip of some animal.. surely the aim of food is to make it look appealing not something you peel would off your own leg...


Comment by Anonymous

March 14th 2007 20:50
If Elvis can eat that so can I!

It's not so bad after you get pass the first 3 whatever.

Comment by Tiffany Davis AZ

May 13th 2008 15:30
Ugh...May I have a side of heart attack with that?

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