k-fed is my hero.
November 17th 2006 05:56
knock-knock...
who's there?
k-fed.
k-fed who?
EXACTLY.
cue in the drumroll please. ca-ching! but i want to take a different stand and boldly claim that k-fed is my hero. why?
one reason is he gives us hope that we can also score with one of the hottest chicks on the planet. at one point britney fits that description but of course, that's not the case anymore since she looks like trash. she is making a comeback though... what's that you say? she's out of your league? c'mon! if k-fed can do it. so can you!
you can learn something here. i mean, we all could learn a lot from k-fed. aside from that, you can also live off somebody else's wealth without doing a thing. imagine being a bum all day and still get to roll in those 20 inch rims, smoke fine weed, and party in the hottest places with all that cash to spend. it's like you have found your own personal money making machine. what's that you say? you can't find a job? no problem! be like k-fed. go find yourself a rich AND dumb chick to take you in.
after banging britney, everything opened up for him. he created opportunities for himself. he got into rapping which he had no talent whatsoever but did he care? heck no. so you say you don't have talent? just show them the money, then you can make your own rap album even without knowing a single thing about rapping.
but the most important thing we can learn from him is this. remember, this is very important. never sign a pre-nup! aside from that...let's raise our glasses to my hero, k-fed.
you are an inspiration.
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