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would you be a rabbit or a snail?

December 1st 2006 08:16
if you were given a choice to become an animal, would you be a rabbit or a snail?

rabbits are the most sexually active animals and can have sex as many as 40 to 50 times in a day.

on the otherhand...

snails live for 80 years and have sex only once in their lifetime but its orgasm lasts for 18 hours.

would you go for quantity or quality?

tough choice huh?



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Comment by Lilla

March 7th 2007 10:17
Ron,

I'll have to have a think about that... and come back...

Lilla~

Comment by Bryn

March 8th 2007 08:38
18 hours??!! You're fucking kidding. Actually, you're probably not. Anyway, we're not talking about sexually active young goats.
I think I'd be a snail. I'd leave it for quite a few years, slime myself off frequently (mollusc masturbation doesn't count as sex), and then have actual intercourse when I'm quite mature ... that way there's the antici ........pation! And then there's the orgamsic reflection into my twilight years .... niiiiiiiice.

Comment by Ron

March 9th 2007 02:47
in my best borat voice.. "IS VERY NIIIICCCEEEE"

Comment by Anonymous

March 14th 2007 20:43
I would be the RABBIT!Your text goes here

Comment by Roger Harris

July 14th 2007 04:58
One long one is not as good as a lot of shorter ones. Even at my age of 66, every 3 days is optimum waiting time. Besides, rabbits are cuter than snails. I'd prefer to be a rabbit.

Comment by Raoul Duke

July 14th 2007 06:58
Rabbits fuck anything that moves.
Snails are hermaphrodites, so they can fuck themselves.
Snails sound rather self-sufficient.
But they're not as cute looking as rabbits.

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